New Fan Shocked To Find That Soccer Is A Game And Not Just Legal/Political Maneuvering

Sandy Springs, GA - New soccer fan Karina Quisenberry was, reportedly, shocked to find out that soccer is actually a physical game played on a field and not just legal/political maneuvering.

 Oh Kessler you..... you've got what I need..... so you say you'll litigate... so you say you'll litigate OH KESSLER YOU.

Oh Kessler you..... you've got what I need..... so you say you'll litigate... so you say you'll litigate OH KESSLER YOU.

"I started following soccer when I heard about the NASL lawsuit against the US Soccer Federation," stated Quisenberry to The Nutmeg News. "As a political wonk, it seemed like this was another thing for me to follow much like I pay attention to C-SPAN when there are debates in the Senate."

Quisenberry stated that she was delighted to find out that there was a number of actual "soccer teams" that were close to her after originally having only a rooting interest in the maneuvering of attorney Jeffrey Kessler. 

"I'm excited to watch an actual game. It must be something in order to have this much that surrounds the game although I must admit that I'll be sad to see the current season of politics end. I don't know who will win this current winter schedule of legal filings, but I'm intrigued by the possiblility of a new season of political wrangling in South Florida."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Quisenberry tries to find a way to purchase any team gear for the lobbyists that are working on behalf of a new stadium in Miami.