Revolution Fan Completely Fine.... Totally... 100%.... Completely Fine.... Ok? Stop ASKING. FINE! TOTALLY FINE!

Boston, MA - New England Revolution Fan Linda Stevens admitted that they were completely fine after the recent trade of Charlie Davies to the Philadelphia Union during the closing hours of the MLS Transfer Window.

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"I'm fine," stated Stevens to The Nutmeg News. "Completely Fine.... Totally... 100%.... Completely Fine.... Ok? Stop ASKING. FINE! TOTALLY FINE!"

Reportedly, Stevens appeared to not actually be fine and was coping with their favorite player being lost to a conference rival after all the things that the Revolution fanbase had gone through with Charlie Davies over the years.

"STOP ASKING. I'M COMPLETELY FINE WITH EVERYTHING," denied Stevens as they decided to continue the exasperating condition of denial before moving onto acceptance in the stages of grief.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Stevens admits that they might not be fine after all.