Dead Horse Beaten Online

Reports of a dead horse being beaten online surfaced after another argument was made between many individuals online as to the reason why people don't support a local soccer team over a foreign soccer team.

PRITHEE, WHY DOTH THOU ROOT FOR YON ARSENAL?!

PRITHEE, WHY DOTH THOU ROOT FOR YON ARSENAL?!

"CONSARN IT! I SAW THAT HORSE GET BEAT!" stated Dale Abernathy of Little Rock, Arkansas. "It was that there online personalities and commentators that done it!  I just had to turn off my twitter account."

The semi monthly convergence of holier than thou opinions about the growth and consumption of the game in the United States and Canada resurfaced after bored people on twitter decided that the 486th iteration of the "WHICH TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT AND WHY ISN'T THE TEAM THAT I WANT YOU TO SUPPORT" argument was presented online to an audience that could be called comatose and brain dead after being shoveled a pile of dung called "a presidential election" for the past eight months.

"I have no feeling left in my body," stated Thomas Westing of New York City. "Just tell me who I am supposed to watch so my twitter feed can return back to normal. I'm barely hanging on as it is, and I spent the last 20 minutes waffling over deleting my account."

The Nutmeg News will investigate as to whether this dead horse is any further dead from the beating it took today.