Dallas, TX - Tom Sanderson, soccer talking head and frequent pundit on the United States Men's Team, finally completed his week long metamorphosis into a whinging gasbag after the United States lost to Argentina last night in the Copa America.
Reportedly, Mr Sanderson's twitter feed turned into nothing but hot takes on the current loss to the best player in the world on one of the best teams in the world.
"KLINSMANN IS TO BLAME FOR PLAYER CHOICES"
was followed up with
"THE TEAM CAN'T COPE WITH THE SETUP, THEIR LEVEL OF RESPECT SHOWS A DIRECT LACK OF RESPECT FOR THEIR HEAD COACH"
before his twitter feed devolved into nothing but poop emojis, conspiracy theories about the head coach and Sunil Gulati, and attempted tactical changes should be used that Sanderson recently attempted on FIFA 2015.
"WE MUST ALL STOP THE MENACE OF CREEPING MEDIOCRITY" stated Mr Sanderson as his ability to type anything but all-caps for his twitter feed slowly faded.
Reportedly, friends were concerned when Sanderson became obsessed with Klinsmann and the United States over the past few years, but it wasn't until he couldn't even have a normal conversation without inserting his dislike for the head coach that they knew he was having a problem.
"I just stopped talking to him about soccer, but now his anger seems to surface in any conversation. I just asked how he was doing, this morning," stated Sandra Dumont.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Mr. Sanderson's twitter feed takes a small break from hot takes between 11:30 and 11:35 as he forces down a scone from Starbucks before starting back in on Klinsmann enablers.