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OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes

August 6, 2025

This opinion piece was sent to The Nutmeg News by Matt G of Bluesky:

Dear The Nutmeg News:

I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes.

Sincerely Matt G.

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