NPSL Supporters Group Experiences Massive Membership Growth

Mishawaka, IN - The Fozzie Bears, an NPSL Supporters Group, stated that a membership drive and reach out program for the upcoming season succeeded as they experienced massive growth for the 2017 season with a 100% increase of supporters to bring their membership to a bulging group of four.

Scintilating Action! THUNDEROUS support!

Scintilating Action! THUNDEROUS support!

"Well, Jerry talked to Sam," stated Director of Membership, President, Treasurer and T.I.F.O designer for the Bears, Larry Esterhaus. "Sam talked to his wife Kym and they both bought some tickets. This year we are going to be a force to be reckoned with, in the stands."

Reportedly, with their supporters section doubled to four, the Bears are planning some new elaborate displays and chants for the 2017 season.

"We are already planning on really getting involved making T.I.F.O for the season," stated Esterhaus. "I'm planning on bringing some fabric over to Jerry's house for our poker and beer night and we are going to see what we can make with a bunch of sharpies. It's going to be amazing. I've also got a bunch Kenny Loggins chants for this year. Nothing says topical chants like digging up a song that will guarantee everyone knows how old you as you sing it to a bunch of unpaid amateurs who weren't even born when Kenny Loggins was at his peak. As we say, MishaWAKA-WAKA-WAKA! Go Fozzie Bears! We are the best supporters group in the land!"

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Fozzie Bears dissolve into disagreement over Capo Jerry's insistence of using a megaphone to direct the other three members in chants.