Cary, NC - Soccer fan and local culture supporter Davis Billingsly admitted that he is still unsure what the hell is a Railhawk as the local team was flaccidly re-branded to North Carolina FC in an attempt for an Major League Soccer push in the future.
"Ok, right, sure..... but seriously... IS it a hawk that is a rail? Is it a rail that is a hawk? Is it a hawk with a railgun? What the hell is a Railhawk?" pondered Billingsly to friends and our reporter at Dean's Seafood Grill & Bar where Billingsly cautiously asked what our per diem was and if we were feeling generous.
"I've always wondered. I've been to numerous games. I had season tickets for three seasons. I STILL don't know what a Railhawk is, but I do know this... I'm going to miss this insane bird/railroad combination."
According to sources which are primarily himself, Billingsly is considering season tickets to North Carolina FC, but he still enjoys the imponderable question of whether a hawk could fly with a rail gun and how one would train a tiny merchant of death which target they would hit first.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Billinsgly starts buying up Railhawks merchandise to save for later when a waive of nostalgia sends the next generation looking for the kits of old.