32 Year Old Welder Puts Together Bid For UEFA Champions League Final

Waxahachie, TX - Larry Burrows, a 32 year old welder and former pipefitter, stated that he and a group of friends were putting together a bid for the UEFA Champions League Final to be held at Lumpkins Stadium in beautiful Waxahachie, Texas.

Just wait til Real Madrid gets a load of this.

Just wait til Real Madrid gets a load of this.

Burrows stated that he read about the possibility of UEFA allowing the Champions League final to be placed to a bid status which would allow the championship to be played outside Europe and he recruited local business owners and started a kickstarter to have Europe's ultimate Soccer championship be held at the relatively newly renovated stadium in Waxahachie.

"I'm tellin ya, there ain't no way this ain't happenin," stated Burrows to The Nutmeg News on Friday. "Well, the boys and I realized that what was good for Waxahachie was good for the region and we got some money together. Now, ya'll know I'm not a man to brag for the occasion, but we will get some of them Spaniard fellas down here playing that soccer ball."

Reportedly, Burrows attempted to get sponsors on board as he hinted at a potential sponsorship deal with snuff company Copenhagen and fried chicken restaurant Church's Chicken to make the Copenhagen 2017 UEFA Champions League Final brought to you by Church's Chicken a possibility.

"We gonna have a parade, we gonna have a shoot off, them boys are gonna have a great time! We'll have a pancake feed at the Knights of Columbus hall, and we can get Billy Jay to cook up some of his world famous ribs."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Burrows shows up to UEFA President Aleksander Ceferin's residence with a briefcase of money.