FIFA Calls Press Conference To Announce That They Unfollowed The United States On Twitter

Zurich, CH - FIFA announced today that it has unfollowed the United States on Twitter. 

Director of Communications Jeremiah Crabbe released this statement, "We were shocked that the United States justice department harshed our vibe on our timeline. It was constantly like, 'yo, where are you getting that cash'. And it wouldn't stop asking about our phone records. So we unfollowed them and blocked them from twitter. That should stop the drama."

Despite this hallow attempt, FIFA did announce that it would be still following the United States on Instagram because it couldn't get enough selfies of Hoda and Kathie Lee  in front of the Golden Gate bridge.