Seattle, WA - After an evening of soccer, Jason Isrington arrived home, didn't speak to his roommates, grabbed a beer and went to bed.
"I don't know what happened to him" said roommate Tom Breton "We knew he was going off to the Sounders game, but usually he is really energetic when he comes back. This time he didn't even eat any of the Totino's pizza that we left out on the counter."
Mr Isrington released the following comment, "I just don't want to talk about it" which he stuck to until he left for work in the morning.
"Well, I didn't want to talk about it but the first thing my coworkers said when I walked through the door was, 'did you see the Sounders game last night', then I realized I wasn't going to make it out of today without talking about it. So I just pretended to have to go to the bathroom and sat in the stall playing video games until they likely left my cubicle area. Every word was a stab in the heart to the stupidity of last night, and it almost makes it worse that soccer is more popular now. A few years ago no one would have asked me about anything, but now I have people who want to relive the loss and red cards over and over and over again."
Isrington said he plans to take out his frustrations by relentlessly acting like a jackass on reddit and posting hateful comments towards the referee on any comment system that allows him to be anonymous.