Not Your Mothers Crew Neck

Columbus, OH - With viewership numbers of recent Columbus Crew games stagnating, the Crew front office and Adidas decided to go with the utterly unique approach of exposure for exposure.

"We decided to focus on the exposure of our natural assets" said PR director Norman Pinedale. "Our entire women's line of Crew kits will contain a naturally enhanced scoop neck to display the bountiful breasts that our women supporters have. We focused our entire women's fashion reach out campaign around New Crew, New You, Dem Titties and the response from our male fans was overwhelming." 

The Nutmeg News reached out to the National Organization for Women for comment with no reply.