Soccer Fan Who Always Takes Contrary Position Doesn't Agree With That Description

NEW YORK - Red Bulls fan Gary @MoreMetroThanYou Stewart reportedly stated that he disagreed with the assessment that he always takes a contrary position to whatever the current opinion is of the national fanbase of the MLS team as he lambasted the supporters of Red Bull New York for being, “sheep who never watch the game and spend the whole time cheering for themselves.”

I don’t care if it’s 1:30 in the morning, they must know that they are wrong!

“That couldn’t be farther from the truth,” stated Stewart to The Nutmeg News. “I’m not a contrarian, I just happen to boldly swim against the tides of all the fanboys that are out there who never have an independent thought for themselves and love all this faux-european supporters group bullshit.”

Sources say that Stewart likes to pop up on Twitter, Facebook and Metrofanatic with an excessive amount of disagreement for the opinions of anyone involved in the supporters groups of Red Bull New York, as well as casual fans who might have an opinion different from his as he perpetually makes statements about noobs, supporters group members and older fans being stuck in their small exclusive groups listening to the, “bootlickers in charge of the Empire Supporters Club.”

“I’ve long stated that I am too much of an asshole and too unfiltered to be involved at any high level in the supporters groups,” stated Stewart. “People don’t like it when you speak truth to them because it exposes their ignorance and biases. I’m not saying that I’m smarter than everyone else. I’m just smarter than most of the Red Bulls fans. If they were smart they would’ve stopped going to games when those Austrians stole our American history and American identity. Did you know that people actually think Jesse Marsch was any good? I have a number of personal feelings about this that show the truth of the matter was far different.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Stewart uses Facebook to berate a Red Bull fan for, “being a total PC stooge,” for posting a comment about sexist language.