Adidas Shocks World By Making Red Kit

NEW YORK - The global soccer and lifestyle brand Adidas shocked the world New Years Day by making a Red kit for Red Bull New York as fans across the world marveled at the red kit.

 IT'S RED.

IT'S RED.

"IT'S RED. THEY DID IT. THOSE GLORIOUS BASTARDS," stated Nike director of design Roger Mawinga. "No one thought that anyone could make a red kit, but they did it! They made a red kit!"

Sources say that the Red Kit was in design since 2006 as the MLS side tasked Adidas to make history by finding a way to dye fabric a shade of red.

"No one has ever had a red top before," stated British Vogue director of fashion Venetia Scott. "It's truly something original and new that we could see a shade of red on clothing. No one has ever seen such a thing before."

Fans state that they are thrilled as the long promised possibility of RED Bulls playing in RED has now materialized from their dreams to fabric.

"I've seen the Pyramids of Giza, Machu Picchu, Stonehenge, and now this," stated Red Bull fan Carl Porziklova. "This wonder of the world, the creation of a red garment, will outlast all of them."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as all fans bow down to the Red Glory.