Raleigh, NC - 19 year old soccer fan Edward Ramos was reportedly shocked that he was unable to find new NYCFC acquisition Martin Gore and his former club Depeche Mode on www.Transfermarkt.com
"I've never even heard of this club," stated Ramos to The Nutmeg News. "Are they a Bulgarian first division team? It kinda sounds German or Austrian. Did NYCFC get a veteran Austrian winger on the cheap?"
Ramos stated that he thought it was weird to announce a signing in such a haphazard way, but that with Didier Drogba going to Phoenix, recently, that it wasn't out of the realm of possibility.
"One of my friends said that he was a musician, which is cool," stated Ramos. "I wonder if he knows The Weeknd or Drake. I know that Neymar likes to play music, but his tastes are all SUPER old like John Legend. I like it when soccer players try to play music AND stay relevant."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Ramos tries to find Depeche Mode on FIFA 2017.