Neutral Now Convinced Of The Benefit Of A Single Knockout Playoff System

Tampa, FL - Soccer fan and neutral observer Jaime Hendrickson stated that he was now convinced on the benefit of a single knockout playoff system after falling asleep watching the slugfest of the Vancouver Whitecaps and the Seattle Sounders.


"Is it over? Can I go back to watching Stranger Things 2, now?" asked Hendrickson to his cat Leeroy. "Ugh, I can't wait for the Premiership to come back next weekend. This sucks."

Reportedly, Hendrickson long advoctated for the home and away two-legged system of playoffs until the Seattle/Vancouver drudgery at which point he realized he didn't need another 90 minutes of watching this game. 

"Yeah, just no. I don't need another 90 minutes of this. As a matter of fact, if the other games are anything like this than I understand EXACTLY why television ratings for this league are poop."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the next Vancouver/Seattle game is terrible as well.