USMNT Fan Conveniently Doesn't Have A German Team To Support

Omaha, NE - USMNT fan Bill Dickinson announced that he conveniently doesn't have a German team to support as he followed the official BVB Dortmund account on Twitter and looked at buying a Pulisic kit.

 "One of these three is Pulisic, right?"

"One of these three is Pulisic, right?"

Despite a brief flirtation with Bayern Munich for the past 2 years, Dickinson apparently considered himself a fan without a team in Germany until the United States superstar and internationally decent soccer player Christian Pulisic started playing in the Dortmund side.

"I can't pick out where Dortmund is on the map, I've never been to Germany, I don't speak German and I don't know anything about them other than their big T.I.F.O displays, but I'm excited to be a new fan," stated Dickinson to The Nutmeg News. "I just hope that everyone realizes that I'm only here for Pulisic and when he leaves to go to some other team then I'm going to be a huge fan of them."

Dickinson was welcomed with open arms into the local Dortmund community in Omaha as the "Pulisic/Dortmund Fan Club" holds weekly meetings to watch the games if it sounds like Pulisic is going to start or play.

"We are huge Pulisic fans and by extension any team that he plays upon, so we are very big with Dortmund right now," stated club president Garry Richards. "We can't wait for the next step in his evolution because it can be difficult finding Bundesliga games on the television."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Dickinson learns that there are 11 players on a soccer team.