Area Man Checks Refund Status Of Moscow Plane Ticket

Omaha, NE - Area foccer fan Chad "meatface" Evans reportedly spent the last 15 minutes checking the refund status of a plane ticket to Moscow he purchased last week.


"Oh Fuck," stated Evans as he watched the United States get knocked out of the World Cup realizing simultaneously that his value fare may not have been a good idea.

"Anybody want a transfer airfare," posted Evans to the American Outlaws Facebook page as he hung up his American flag cape and closed out reddit for the evening. 

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Evans learns he is 1/25th Icelandic.