LOS ANGELES - Upset with the vast amount of framed kits, lightbox and picture collage items he received during his first retirement tour, LA Galaxy player Landon Donovan updated his Landon Donovan Amazon Retirement Registry, on Friday, to reflect what he really wants to receive during his next retirement sendoff.
"You only get at least two chances to retire," stated Donovan to The Nutmeg News. "And this time around I'm not settling for those chintzy token gifts that I got from the arts and crafts department of all those teams."
Donovan stated that he was praying for more tangible items, this time, and that he simply hoped that teams would follow his instructions to see his gift list registration which will be clearly printed on his retirement party invitations, to be sent out by E-Vite.
"I'm talking kitchen items, a microwave, a new sofa, a new 4k 100 inch HD-TV, or maybe even a car. I don't need any more framed sections of net in my house. I'm all stocked up on net. I'm all stocked up on pictures. I'm not all stocked up on Chevy Malibu's or giant carved Almond Rocha's in the shape of my head," stated Donovan.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Donovan casually informs friends on his e-vite page that, "arts and crafts projects in the past were appreciated, but please keep items to a tangible level this time around."