US Invasion Force Nears Argentina Coast Line

San Clemente del Tuyú, AR - Spotters for the coastline activity assocation of San Clemente del Tuyu reported that the US Invasion force destined for Argentina neared ever closer to the shores of Argentina as the United States slumped to defeat on Tuesday evening in the Copa America.

Number 20 at Soccer, Number one at C-130s.

Number 20 at Soccer, Number one at C-130s.

TNN war correspondent Harry Goodfellow reported from the Pentagon that tensions between the countries reached a boiling point after Sunil Gulati called Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs Of Staff, to state that Argentina was toying with the United States international respectability and needed to be tought a lesson about freedom.

"These commie punks don't even know what they don't have," stated Dunford to The Nutmeg News on Tuesday. "We will storm their beaches and teach Argentina what freedom is like by invading their country and establishing as many military bases as we can to allow our soldiers full use of the country. In about 14 to 18 years we expect a brand new crop of American soldiers ready to join our national teams fight for soccer surpremacy."

While the expedition forces expect some opposition they are reportedly counting on being able to overwhelm the Argentinian forces.

"We use our HANDS here in God's country," stated Dunford. "This isn't going to just be a fight for kicking."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as "Operation Germany Part 2" kicks off.