"I Haven't Run Out Of Coaches To Blame," States Bombastic Sunil Gulati

CHICAGO - A bombastic Sunil Gulati stated, "I haven't run out of coaches to blame," during the conference call with the US Soccer press to announce Bruce Arena as the new USMNT appointee, today.

"If there is one thing I can tell you, it is NOT my fault."

"If there is one thing I can tell you, it is NOT my fault."

During a blustery back and forth, Gulati declined to take any of the blame for the problems that exist in US Soccer and insinuated that he has plenty more ire left in the tank for all the coaches that he plans to run through US Soccer for the next 10 years.

"I can blame Pareja, when he doesn't work out. I can blame Bielsa, I can blame Kreis, I can blame Rongen and Porter and Ramos, and just about anyone," stated Gulati to the members of the press who transposed his quotes on the phone call while browsing the internet for low coast trips to Miami. "At the point where we are at with regards to my influence in the US Soccer Federation, I plan on even blaming coaches who aren't part of the US team at any level. Hell, I'm going to blame Jill Ellis for the lack of youth development if that pipeline dries up."

Reportedly, Gulati has stated time and time again that despite being the only constant in US Soccer over the past 10 years that he still thinks that the coaches are the problem as he exclaimed, "the more you understand that, the less you will be inclined to think that there are systemic problems in the organization."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this when Gulati fires Bruce Arena.... for the second time.