Kaka Releases Statement After Orlando City Loss At Home

Orlando, FL - Superstar Kaka released a statement after Orlando City's loss at home on Friday night against DC United. The midfielder was clearly frustrated after setting up a number of his teammates and used the opportunity to call them out.

Kaka's press manager issued the following statement to the press,

"Friends, it is with great distaste that I must tell you of my disappointment in my teammates from last nights game. I'm a great guy and a great player. If you don't believe that just read my press clippings. However, last night this son of God was about to be a right bastard if ONE MORE PLAYER missed a shot against DC United. Never mind that their keeper, Steve or whoever, saved a ton of shots. Emile Heskey could have finished one of those shots. Hell, Niklas Bendtner could finish one of those shots. If you, my teammates, miss one more shot I'm going to have one of my associates come to your house afterward and you two will settle this like sons of Canaan as indicated in Genesis . I will be asking Orlando City management to find me a player who can actually put the ball in the net. Thanks and please go score some goals now. Kaka."

 Artists rendition of Kaka getting so mad that he facepalms and Brek Shea covering his eyes in disgust.

Artists rendition of Kaka getting so mad that he facepalms and Brek Shea covering his eyes in disgust.

TNN reached out to Orlando City management for comment on the press release and received the following statement.

"Well......... He's not wrong."