Glory Hunter From Oklahoma Confused With Leicester City Position

Tulsa, OK - Soccer fan and admitted glory hunter Davis Hansen has admitted that he is very confused by the current position of Leicester City in the Barclay's Premier League. 

"I refuse to support Chelsea if they are just going to sit in 14th all season." - Davis Hansen

"I refuse to support Chelsea if they are just going to sit in 14th all season." - Davis Hansen

"I got into soccer to root for teams that I could watch on television, buy their shirt easily and would win consistently. Right now, I can actually do that with Leicester City but I know that this isn't going to last and it is very confusing."

Mr. Hansen admitted that in the past few years he has collected the team kits and been a fan of Chelsea FC, Manchester City and Manchester United but admitted that he is having a hard time making the transition to supporting Leicester City.

"I'm a glory hunter, not a hipster. I know that Leicester are going to fall off the pace soon and I just want to be in the right position to support the winning team. If I go all in on a Jamie Vardy kit NOW, where will I be at the end of the year? Leicester just need to start losing so I can figure out if this is the year I buy an Aaron Ramsey Arsenal kit."

While Mr. Hansen stated that his fan allegiance is up for grabs, he admitted that keeping up standards is important. "I'm not here to support the underdog. That's for my friend Harry who likes teams like Stoke and Sunderland so that he can feel something in his life in between his 10:00 am doctors appointments and his daughters soccer practice. No, as I stated, I'm not an underdog or a hipster, I support winning teams because I'm a winner. And as soon as I can figure out what that winning team is, I'm all on board."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Mr. Hansen tries to rationalize his wife's obsession with Luton Town FC.