BOSTON - Betrayed by the Professional Golfers’ Association (PGA) selling out to LIV golf oil money, American sports fan Bob Leduke claimed he was going to turn to the incorruptible and holy sanctum of English Soccer, instead.

“These teams don’t need Saudi Oil money to succeed,” stated Leduke to his friends. “They are the heartbeat of their community, not the plaything of an Oil Sheik intent upon destroying the sports ecosystem around the world.”

Sources say that Leduke always had a passing interest in the game after he was given a Newcastle scarf in a pub in England during a month long trip through the country to attend the British Open.

“These fans really get it,” stated Leduke. “Did you know that the bottom three teams in the league are demoted down a league? It’d be like sending the Yankees down to play Triple A. Someone should do something like that over here. They also have a tournament where any team in the country can play. someone should do something like that over here.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Leduke claims that he is, “shopping for a team of my own to be a fan of,” on his Facebook page.