Plan For USMNT Game In Giant Deep Freezer Cancelled After Temperature Readings Shown To Not Be Cold Enough For Home Field Advantage

CHICAGO - Plans to construct and play a USMNT world cup qualifying game in a giant deep freezer were cancelled after projected temperature readings showed that the game would not be cold enough to generate a home field advantage.

“We are really not going to be able to get down to -20,” stated US Soccer Federation (USSF) game day operations manager Josiah Leung. “In order to have a home field advantage it needs to be at least -15 Fahrenheit. Possibly even -20 in order to really make certain we will win.”

Sources say that the US Soccer Federation reached out to multiple companies in order to construct a gigantic walk in deep freezer to play all their home world cup games, however none of the companies could guarantee temperatures that the federation required.

“They said that they need it so cold that you can feel your bones age,” stated Sanderson director of cooling Frank Stewart. “I told them it sounded irresponsible and they claimed that players could get an exemption for a snood.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the US Soccer Federation petitions to have their World Cup qualifying games played at the top of Denali in a snow storm in December.