Man Live Tweets Colonoscopy On Team Hashtag

Beaverton, OR - Citing the reason, "people like my tweets, y'know," Portland Timbers fan Rick Sandberg live tweeted his colonoscopy on the Timbers fans hashtag, over the weekend.

HIS PROBE IS A KILLING WORD! Cover art from Heretics of Dune by Frank Herbert

HIS PROBE IS A KILLING WORD!

Cover art from Heretics of Dune by Frank Herbert

"I think it's important for everyone," stated Sandberg as he sent another tweet that read, "I'm on the table! Knees drawn in! Here we go! #RCTID"

Friends and completely anonymous perverts were drawn into Sandberg's spellbinding tweets as he continued to live tweet the tube insertion with pictures of the polyp that his doctor was looking at as he lay prone on the table.

"Now THAT'S a healthy looking polyp. Feeling a bit full, if you know what I mean. I need tickets to the opener, anyone have an extra? #RCTID," tweeted Sandberg from his account. "20 minutes to glory! This feels like 2012 all over again. Who wants more pictures? #RCTID," continued the earnest tweeter as his doctor probed the inner walls of his colon. 

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Sandberg creates a limited edition patch commemorating his successful colonoscopy.