Rochester, NY - Arthur Flitter, an absolute liar, claimed that THIS is the year he buys Pro Evolution Soccer (PES) instead of the EA Sports FIFA series.
"Trust me, bro. PES is better this year, it just is," stated Flitter for the 10th year in a row. "I'm absolutely 100% buying PES, that's all there is to it."
Flitter's record of lying about his PES purchase dates back to September of 2006 where he boldly proclaimed that FIFA wouldn't last another year and that PES was just the way of the future.
"Trust me, the player modeling, the stadiums, the gameplay... it's all better," stated Flitter as started to pre-order FIFA 2017. "PES is the shit, and you guys are going to finally realize that I'm right."
Flitter admitted that the previous lack of licensing for PES is what made the difference in the games, but still has yet to purchase any actual version of Pro Evolution Soccer despite swearing every year for 10 years that this is the year.
"It's gonna happen, bro! You better get PES cause we are gonna be playing the crap out of it!"
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Flitter purchases FIFA 2017 and forgets all about this.