MIAMI - Accusing translator Ippei Mizhuara of, “massive theft'“, allegedly tied to gambling, Miami United players stated that the Japanese/English translator Mizuhara was to blame for the US Open Cup bets on the team.

“No, he is not an official employee of Miami United,” stated one anonymous player. “However, we feel that right now is the time to blame Mizuhara for all of this.”

Gaming officials indicate that, allegedly, some Miami United players were caught betting on their own US Open Cup game. However, those in the know decry this as a misunderstanding of the situation.

“They were told by Mizuhara that he placed 4 million dollars in an ATM for them at the Hard Rock casino,” stated one source. “Mizuhara didn’t say where he got the money from but in order to access it they had to go, ‘place a bet.’ It was really a code word to access the money.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Pete Rose releases a video calling the Miami United players trailblazers on a new frontier.