PORTO ALEGRE - A disappointed Luis Suarez admitted that most of the allure of going to Major League Soccer (MLS) is now gone with no chance for him to be able to taste the sweet and supple flesh of Giorgio Chiellini again after the player retired, today.
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“I’ve tasted a few humans and Chiellini had the best flavor,” stated Suarez to The Nutmeg News. “I couldn’t get the subtle flavors out of my mind and now I’ve lost that opportunity to sample him again.”
Nine years after Suarez sampled Chiellini at the World Cup Buffet, he admitted that he hadn’t lost the desire to sample that most forbidden of meats again.
“It always stuck with me, over the years,” stated Suarez. “9 years later and I can remember the taste like it was yesterday. Ivanovic was more of a bold flavor and Bakkal needed some salt. Chiellini was just right and now I’ve lost that opportunity. I’m just, personally, very deflated at the moment.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as David Beckham offers to have Chiellini flown into Ft Lauderdale for a taste test prior to the start of the season.