INTERNET - As soon as he turned 42, this weekend, soccer supporter Tom Hendricks stated, “I am too old for this shit,” as he decided against figuring out what the fresh round of supporters group drama was online and focused instead on planning his 2023 vacation.

Hendricks, 42, states that he doesn’t believe that being in a supporters group has aged him prematurely.

“I put in my time,” stated Hendricks. “I cared, at one point. I kept abrest of all the nuances and currents that floated around me. Then… I woke up on my birthday and said… you know what? Fuck it."

Sources indicate that Hendricks’ online presence seemed lighter and more focused on just having fun with his friends than usual.

“Usually by now he’d be ranting about people he doesn’t know and things he wasn’t around to see,” stated section friend Phillip Williams. “But all he tweeted out was that the weather looks like it’s going to be good in Costa Rica around January.”

For his part, Hendricks stated, “You know what…. nah,” when asked if he wanted the details of what happened. “It finally happened. I have better shit to do and after the 436th time this stuff has come up I’ve realized its really them and not me. Me? I’ve got some of my own shit to worry about.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Hendricks relaxes in a hammock as he mutes the group chat of his soccer friends texting him screenshots.