MONTREAL - A pilot French language immersion program with Ultras Montreal taught Red Deer resident Jeff McKenzie new and inventive swear words as the Alberta man relayed his initial lessons to a shocked professor.
Pierre Obendrauf / Montreal Gazette
“Well, I learned a few new words,” stated McKenzie who spent Saturday in the UM02 supporters section. “Um… I learned the word, ‘guidoune,’ and I heard someone say, ‘t’es donc ben niaiseux,’ which I think is more of a complement. I heard a lot of people saying the word, ‘vidange,’ and, ‘tu es une vidange,’ so I feel like I’m learning both words and phrases which is nice.”
The Quebecois words surprised McKenzie’s French teacher who reportedly asked him to keep his voice down as he continued to explain his lessons.
“In the second half of the game, one person was yelling, ‘DECRISS,’ a lot which was usually followed up with j’ai le feu au cul, although I don’t have a clue what that means. I also heard someone yelling, ‘Esti de câlice de tabarnak, c'est pas possible comment que t'es cave,’ which I still haven’t fully translated yet, but seems like a very useful phrase.”
With McKenzie now just shouting random profanities, his teacher asked him to delay his report until they were in a private setting.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as McKenzie plays his teacher a recording of someone in the supporters section yelling something that sounded like, “T'es rien qu'un ostie de gros cochon sale qui s'roule dans sa propre merde à la journée longue pis qu'y aime ça en plus,” at him.