NEW YORK - Anonymous reports from within Major League Soccer (MLS) indicate that a general manager is about to screw up the 2020 season with his trades, acquisitions and signings as the MLS trade window opens.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…………… what a bad decision THAT was.

“Oh boy, this is going to be a shit show,” stated one insider who has access to privileged information. “This is definitely going to mess up the team this year.”

According to journalists, they’ve heard a number of different trade and player movement rumors, but nothing yet to ascertain which general manager is going to mess up the season.

“We hear a lot of things, but you know it always comes down to the players on the field. That’s why general managers and technical directors will outlast a lot of bad player personnel decisions,” stated Jim Davids of The New Athletic Times Of Lower Uncton And Chicago. “I’ve got a few guesses, but I’m going to just see how things shake out.”

For their part, our sources within the league indicate they are certain that this team is royally screwed for 2020 as they state, “You haven’t seen the numbers, you haven’t seen the trades or the proposed acquisitions. Trust us, these supporters are screwed and their team is a dead man walking.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as fans blame players and the coach instead.