Dumb In-Joke Scarf Not Selling As Well As Man Anticipated

Portland, OR - A dumb in-joke scarf made to celebrate an inadvertent comment by Timbers fan Jeremy Little was, reportedly, not selling as well as creator Tyler Evans anticipated leaving Evans with a mass quantity of scarf bundles.

 More scarfs for the scarf god!

More scarfs for the scarf god!

"I thought everyone knew about Ty's yelled aloud statement of, 'Panties And Wins Are Things I'm Down With,' in section 105 at the end of the 2017 season," stated Evans to The Nutmeg News. "I mean, we went through the mockup phase and no one said that this was a bad idea, well... no one I'd listen to."

Evans created a green and white scarf with the slogan, "Panties And Wins Are Things I'm Down With," on one side and a composite image of an axe with an overlay of women's underwear.

"As God is my witness, I thought everyone saw the hashtag on twitter," stated Evans as he frantically tweeted out another link to the order page. "Everyone wants custom scarves and this was the in-joke of the year with my 10 or so friends that heard Jerm's statement."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Evans announces he will donate all the proceeds to charity as soon as he has some proceeds.