Hamilton, As Inspiration, Is Finally Completely And Utterly Mined Out

After the 186th song suggestion and two-stick/T.I.F.O inspiration from the musical Hamilton was pitched, on Tuesday, supporters groups across North America confirmed that Hamilton is finally completely and utterly mined out.

IT IS DEAD. DEAD Like Hamilton himself, it is D.E.A.D.

IT IS DEAD.

DEAD

Like Hamilton himself, it is D.E.A.D.

"We tried to come up with something new but honestly, there's nothing left," stated FC Cincinnati fan Carla Edwards. "Everything has been used, re-used and then re-re-used."

Supporters have, reportedly, utilized the "Hamilton Star" imagery for everything from T.I.F.O to player photoshops to smack talk against their rivals. 

Supporters have, as well attempted to re-write songs for teams and players from History Has Its Eyes On You to Best of Wives and Best of Women.

"It's dead.... IT IS DEAD," stated Revolution fan Darren Harding. "Why won't you guys let it die? It's just over, everyone. Please stop using Hamilton. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP USING HAMILTON."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as fans continue to rob the corpse of Hamilton for ideas.