Cincinnati, OH - Local soccer fan and FC Cincinnati supporter Deryk Williams shocked friends, again, with his reveal that he is actually 1/23rd Argentinian AND 1/23rd Welsh, after Wales clinched a birth in the Euro 2016 semi-finals.
"I never knew Deryk was Argentinian AND Welsh AND American," stated good friend Sandra Blevens. "I'm starting to think that this constant state of discovering his heritage is less a manifestation of genealogy or research, and more a statement on his shifting alliance to root for teams that are doing well."
This whole thing continued when the Copa America ended and Mr. Williams needed another team to root for while he patiently waits for the next game for FC Cincinnati and the Premier League to kick off in whichever country he celebrates as having the premier league. currently.
"As it turns out, I'm 1/23rd Argentinian AND 1/23rd Welsh, so I'm fulling rooting for Gareth Bale in this one. If they get knocked out I'm jumping onto whoever the hell is left and entertaining with both feet. After all, I think my grandmothers second lover during college was Italian."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Williams tries to find a flag store in Cincinnati that will sell him a Welsh Flag for their semi-final game against Portugal.