Bristol, CT - Georgia Rutherford, US Soccer fan and advocate for poppyseed bagels, admitted that she was unsure what she should think about the 0-0 halftime score between the United States and Sweden, and hoped that US Soccer would tell her what Clint Dempsey thinks about the game, in order to settle her mind.

"Look, he is so good that he is playing for the United States Women in an Olympic tournament!"

"Clearly, US Soccer showed that Dempsey is involved with all matters, and as I'm just a simple women's soccer fan I need Dempsey to tell me what I should think about the game," stated Rutherford to The Nutmeg News on Friday. "After reviewing the US Soccer twitter feed I was struck by the fact that Dempsey impacts all matters of my life, from the mundane to the tactical to the thoughts about Christen Press and Tobin Heath, who is just Dempsey or at least in some way related to Dempsey. So I'm just waiting for him to tell me that everything is going to be ok, and then to run out and score the goal that will advance the United States Women to the next round."

Despite the fact that the United States men didn't make the Olympics, Rutherford agrees with US Soccer that Dempsey should be involved in every possible metric of the game as she fell to the ground exclaiming, "PLEASE TELL ME, Clint Dempsey. WILL EVERYTHING BE OK?!"

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as US Soccer Twitter posts what Dempsey thinks about Dempsey's thoughts on the USWNT game featuring Clint Dempsey and Clint Dempsey's Dempsey.

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