Neutrals Brace For Disappointment After Enthralling Conference Finals Guarantee MLS Cup Dud

Neutrals the continent over braced themselves for disappointment after enthralling conference finals guarantee an MLS Cup dud 58 weeks from now (or whenever the game is played)

 (Frank Gunn/The Canadian Press)

"At least I watched the fun game between Toronto and Montreal," stated Sporting Kansas City fan Jimmy Andersen. "The final is guaranteed to be crap compared to that."

"We all know what this means," stated FC Dallas fan Tricia Nix. "MLS Cup is going to be bad. It's fine. I've just resigned myself to that fact at this point."

With many people understanding how the system works, reportedly some fans made other plans for the day including spending time with their family as their desire to watch another boring cup final dwindles. 

"I feel like I've watched the best games. Now I know which day we are going to get a Christmas Tree, try to decorate it, get half way through, feel completely exhausted, realize that all our lights are bad and try to figure out a way to avoid going to Costco for another trip," stated Real Salt Lake fan David Smith. "MLS CUP......... WOOOOOOOOOO."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as fans prepare for the disappointment of the final.