Kansas City, MO - A quick trip down the freeway was all that Major League Soccer fan Corigan Singh needed to have his world turned inside out as he saw a Sporting Kansas City player having car difficulties on the side of the road.

"They have problems with their car just like me" exclaimed Singh as he flew by without stopping to help.

"Next thing you are going to try to tell me is that players also have human emotions and families that give them grief when they try to sleep in on Sundays."

Singh said that while he hadn't considered that the players he watches every weekend are human, that his new development in his world view may change the way that he lobs obscenities towards them on the field.

"Clearly if they are human beings than they might also make mistakes and have bad days at their job just like we all do except for my third cousin Dale who is just so damn perfect all the time. Did my mother tell you that he just put in an above ground pool? What an asshole. Any way, I will probably stop using so many personal insults towards our players when they mess up and instead just focus on insulting the team dynamic as a whole under my breath."

While Mr Singh says that this information may change the way that he deals with the idea of players that play for Sporting Kansas City, that this new paradigm of human players won't change his viewpoint of referees anytime soon.

"They are just here to screw my team out of three points. Bastards."