The Nutmeg News Poll Of The Week results are in for the business week of March 2nd, 2015.

In response to "Quien Es Mas Macho'" (a joke so obscure that we were forced to show youtube videos of the original skit to our intern staff) the message and mandate was clear.

With an overwhelming 60% of the vote, the majority of you said

Diego Valeri In The Rain Reciting Poetry

As well, a tie between a Federico Higuain Youtube Video Set To Slowjams and Don Garber Hair Piece Made Out Of Shredded Bits Of SUM Financial Statements and Allocation Money of course only proves that no one in Major League Soccer loves Cubo Torres or Javier Morales.