LOS ANGELES - Architecture firm Deloitte, Touche, Robertson and Gramble have revised their Los Angeles Football Club stadium rendering to be more accurate to the teams current situation by showing an empty vacant lot.
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The Nutmeg News spoke to LAFC public relations director and professional recording artist DJ BLING_BLANG Ca$hM0ney about the nascent clubs new direction.
"We wanted something funky fresh and on fleek for our totally wicked generation of millennials that can see through all the fervor and totally mocked up bullshit passion that other teams provide in their stadium renderings" said DJ BLING_BLANG Ca$hM0ney
With Sacramento Republic unveiling their stadium renderings of a proposed stadium in Sacramento, now was an especially relevent time for LAFC to inject themselves into a publicity situation that had nothing to do with them. "We thought that the dope followers that we have would love to see what we are holdin." said DJ BLING_BLANG Ca$hM0ney
"Our target demographic knows bullshit graphic points when they seem them. They are far too cynical for happy people waving flags. That's why we are active only on Voat and Snapchat." - DJ BLING_BLANG Ca$hM0ney
The Nutmeg News will have more on LAFC when they put their theoretical team entrance music to a twitter poll.