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TNN Art Corner: NYCFC Fan Groups Embrace Surrealism With Irrational Juxtaposition Of Right And Wrong We must understand what the artist is trying to say, here. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/23/indy-eleven-fan-starts-notbuiltformls-campaign-to-ensure-team-doesnt-go-to-major-league-soccer monthly 0.5 2018-08-23 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1535056049895-9D9OZBUJCN7PGUR9JRUH/notbuilt.jpg News - Indy Eleven Fan Starts #NotBuiltForMLS Campaign To Ensure Team Doesn't Go To Major League Soccer .......... from the league structure. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/21/mls-announces-changes-to-annual-heineken-hooligan-week monthly 0.5 2018-08-21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1534874061932-ECHEO53BYXC8GXW5KV4A/Hooligan.jpg News - MLS Announces Changes To Annual Heineken Hooligan Week https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/16/im-not-paying-4-a-month-to-read-that-article-states-man-buying-55-of-concessions monthly 0.5 2018-08-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1534458654652-DDHE660PNPAD0X6O5RH4/Stubhub.jpg News - "I'm Not Paying $4 A Month To Read That Article," States Man Buying $55 Worth Of Concessions https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/16/mls-ponders-possible-chicago-move-to-san-antonio-if-austin-attendance-mirrors-dallas-and-houston monthly 0.5 2018-08-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1534445162563-D5W2R4YWD9ZYMQM2DN5L/image-asset.jpeg News - MLS Ponders Possible Chicago Move To San Antonio If Austin Attendance Mirrors Dallas And Houston WOOOoooooooooooo look at that crowd! https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/15/absolute-destruction-of-soccer-in-columbus-now-don-garbers-long-term-legacy monthly 0.5 2018-08-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1534362139453-NZCTLN6Z1QNFNPE431ZZ/800px-MLS_Commissioner_Don_Garber.jpg News - "Attempted Destruction Of Columbus Crew Now Don Garber's Long Term Legacy," Say Fans "I'll move your club just as soon as I can find another city ready to take it." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/14/donnie-wahlberg-looks-into-purchasing-npsl-team monthly 0.5 2018-08-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1534264566396-SM7ZLIDZB5EE6EL3VYM8/image-asset.jpeg News - Donnie Wahlberg Looks Into Purchasing NPSL Team From: https://goalnation.com/fc-frederick-joins-npsl/ https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/13/orlando-city-fan-plans-to-lash-out-at-other-orlando-fans-on-social-media-until-this-team-situation-is-fixed monthly 0.5 2018-08-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1534180840968-XCTKQTQ15CMQ68C61D72/image-asset.jpeg News - Orlando City Fan Plans To Lash Out At Other Orlando Fans On Social Media Until This Team Situation Is Fixed https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/11/20182019-season-already-over-for-reno-based-fulham-fan monthly 0.5 2018-08-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1534011243786-F0RSBNXAYBT5CE6LAJXF/image-asset.jpeg News - 2018/2019 Season Already Over For Reno Based Fulham Fan https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/11/area-woman-remains-fan-of-english-team-primarily-so-she-can-avoid-local-soccer-fans monthly 0.5 2018-08-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1534005362274-1DV21UD8LSZYIZ9AULDS/tottenham.jpg News - Area Woman Remains Fan Of English Team Primarily So She Can Avoid Local Soccer Fans https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/10/i-killed-chivas-usa-and-by-god-ill-do-it-again-rants-nelson-hatchet-rodriguez-to-chicago-fire-fans monthly 0.5 2018-08-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1533936245660-ZYDQ9WU1SWKNFMEVGR5T/image-asset.jpeg News - "I Killed Chivas USA And By God I'll Do It Again," Rants Nelson "Hatchet" Rodriguez To Chicago Fire Fans "FANS ARE JUST COMMODITIES! WE CAN EXCHANGE THEM AT ANY TIME" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/9/lafc-fans-attempt-to-hold-strong-after-worst-defeat-in-six-month-history-of-team monthly 0.5 2018-08-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1533856904194-BT3Y00MJ403UNV7KZVJQ/USOC+Final.jpg News - LAFC Fans Attempt To Hold Strong After Worst Defeat In Six Month History Of Team https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/9/man-has-a-lot-of-things-going-on-right-now-but-keep-me-in-mind-the-next-time-you-paint monthly 0.5 2018-08-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1533851072327-31XOBNJVAAHTRLZZQPBA/business-man-3-1548537.jpg News - Man Has, "A Lot Of Things Going On Right Now, But Keep Me In Mind The NEXT Time You Paint" "Yeah, bro, TREY busy, bro. I've got like a concert and a few things going on, yeah. TOTALLY packed weekend. Man, like... I only have Overwatch penciled in around 2:00 am." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/9/david-beckham-to-purchase-and-move-seattle-mls-franchise-as-anticipation-builds-for-miami-sounder-machine monthly 0.5 2018-08-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1533833234939-SWHCC2CVB6SM8K8UX284/image-asset.jpeg News - David Beckham To Purchase And Move Seattle MLS Franchise As Anticipation Builds For "Miami Sounder Machine" STOCK MIAMI PHOTO - PLZ NOTICE PALM TREE https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/8/no-bad-ideas-motto-is-shelved-after-tifo-crew-hears-a-number-of-really-bad-ideas monthly 0.5 2019-05-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1533767892620-NMKIXPPE1FYWLICIX2EI/GarrisonWalleyeStatue640_0.jpg News - "No Bad Ideas" Motto Is Shelved After T.I.F.O Crew Hears A Number Of Really Bad Ideas Like this but EEEEEEVIL. You know what I mean,.... like laser eyes, a mustache or something. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/8/player-ensures-that-twitter-profile-is-vague-enough-to-allow-him-to-play-for-any-team monthly 0.5 2018-08-08 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1533747420663-TP27368MABLHVXSY9KEP/Ronaldo2.jpg News - Player Ensures That Twitter Profile Is Vague Enough To Allow Him To Play For Any Team Learn from the best, kids. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/7/legendary-soccer-zine-folds-after-two-issue-run monthly 0.5 2018-08-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1533682873386-S779PWYF2SG3XH1RW56P/color-press-1240432.jpg News - Legendary Soccer Zine Folds After Two Issue Run Look, man, the fumes are only bad if you don't breathe through your scarf. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/8/6/north-carolina-courage-ready-for-playoff-loss-after-clinching-nwsl-shield monthly 0.5 2018-08-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1533568663869-Y1RCJYD7CBXAAUM7W0A5/NWSLShield.jpg News - North Carolina Courage Ready For Playoff Loss After Clinching NWSL Shield https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/30/american-based-chelsea-fan-looking-for-lyrics-to-songs-he-wont-sing-when-he-visits-stamford-bridge-in-4-months monthly 0.5 2018-07-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1532990388372-AMIITNSCBFTZRK7JYIWH/ChelseaFC.jpg News - American Based Chelsea Fan Looking For Lyrics To Songs He Won't Sing When He Visits Stamford Bridge In 4 Months https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/30/architecture-team-asked-to-change-stadium-renderings-for-new-usl-side-to-reflect-mostly-empty-stadium monthly 0.5 2018-07-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1532984966941-4FI9JEKZOONJWDSJFBRR/Stadium2.jpg News - Architecture Team Asked To Change Stadium Renderings For New USL Side To Reflect Mostly Empty Stadium THE PASSION! THE FEVER! https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/27/historic-rivalry-of-six-months-finally-boils-over-into-violence monthly 0.5 2018-07-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1532708303558-4PSVLBXRF94VMFWGF4VS/LAFC.png News - Historic Rivalry Of Six Months Finally Boils Over Into Violence https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/26/bradley-wright-phillips-plans-elaborate-three-kit-reveal-for-upcoming-hat-trick monthly 0.5 2018-07-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1532644584571-AXOM2PJXXZERONN82W8P/image-asset.jpeg News - Bradley Wright-Phillips Plans Elaborate Three Kit Reveal For Upcoming Hat Trick https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/26/goodbye-post-on-soccer-blog-generates-more-traffic-than-previous-10-articles-combined monthly 0.5 2018-07-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1532629123149-DYX0Z7OEB6VKIX39BVYS/image-asset.jpeg News - Goodbye Post On Soccer Blog Generates More Traffic Than Previous 10 Articles Combined https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/26/amway-canadian-championship-comes-down-to-two-canadian-teams-again monthly 0.5 2018-07-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1532620229649-OPBEOCYHAOMM3VGDLAIM/image-asset.jpeg News - Amway Canadian Championship Comes Down To Two Canadian Teams Again https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/25/positive-attitude-about-team-returns-after-soccer-fan-is-unable-to-log-onto-twitter monthly 0.5 2019-10-01 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1532548063144-BPNQTQGBKBMAYAIW1RKJ/man-2655960_960_720.jpg News - Positive Attitude About Team Returns After Soccer Fan Is Unable To Log Onto Twitter https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/24/woman-surprised-to-read-news-about-the-nwsl-that-isnt-regarding-a-league-scandal monthly 0.5 2018-07-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1532456897333-3RGU75GQNEVZICYCXIQO/Valve.jpg News - Woman Surprised To Read News About The NWSL That Isn't Regarding A League Scandal Oh........ok......... maybe not THIS particular article. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/19/portland-and-los-angeles-to-send-11-best-lawyers-to-re-contest-us-open-cup-quarter-final monthly 0.5 2018-07-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1532042152827-O03OENCTS4W67XM042Q4/Lawyers.jpg News - Portland And Los Angeles To Send 11 Best Lawyers To Re-Contest US Open Cup Quarter-final https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/19/hinkle-grateful-for-second-chance-to-hate-lesbians-internationally-while-on-the-united-states-national-team monthly 0.5 2018-07-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1532037163788-X5FKFV480MSQ9UCF82ME/image-asset.jpeg News - Hinkle Grateful For Second Chance To Hate Lesbians Internationally While On The United States National Team https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/17/kombucha-speakeasy-opens-adjacent-to-audi-field-supporters-section-as-nearby-seat-prices-rise monthly 0.5 2018-07-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1531868963256-BJ151N1RVHIUA7W4KLOW/Kombucha.jpg News - Kombucha Speakeasy Opens Adjacent To Audi Field Supporters Section As Nearby Seat Prices Rise Go DC United. I don't say Vamos because it is cultural appropriation. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/17/seattle-reign-implement-supporters-group-loyalty-oath-program monthly 0.5 2018-07-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1531841323965-1TKBI0BV9S0RWUSMAKUH/loyalty.jpg News - Seattle Reign Implement Supporters Group Loyalty Oath Program "...and I swear to not use ANY naughty words, ever." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/16/area-soccer-fans-disappointed-by-home-rune-derby monthly 0.5 2018-07-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1531791059703-E3LYD4MQPM4T4T8W8PXK/homerun-derby-pic.jpg News - Area Soccer Fans Disappointed By Home Run Darby https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/11/google-search-function-crashes-as-american-sports-writers-look-up-population-of-croatia monthly 0.5 2018-07-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1531342091140-AIJB7N1ZTZTFZWSZEXQO/Croatia.jpg News - Google Search Function Crashes As American Sports Writers Look Up Population Of Croatia https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/11/strange-man-in-company-bathroom-exuberantly-cheering-bowel-movement monthly 0.5 2018-07-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1531332879766-L6YS8WWGO1INY7H031T3/Which-bathroom-big.jpg News - Strange Man In Company Bathroom Exuberantly Cheering Bowel Movement https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/10/area-man-not-certain-what-happened-with-dc-united-supporters-groups monthly 0.5 2018-07-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1531255658021-FY338TLJF2VJ0F1UHYP9/image-asset.jpeg News - Area Man Not Certain What Happened With D.C. United Supporters Groups "Made up to get this clobber." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/10/local-expert-on-la-liga-is-now-local-expert-on-serie-a monthly 0.5 2018-07-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1531242937894-GIDF2SEAOY390PETY0O6/image-asset.jpeg News - Local Expert On La Liga Is Now Local Expert On Serie A "This is Livorno, they are a really right wing team that plays in Sicily" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/9/player-song-with-three-words-too-difficult-to-learn-and-get-going monthly 0.5 2018-07-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1531172153320-ALIP9FKVSOOGPIRVN7XN/Rusnak_Headshot.jpg News - Player Song With Three Words Too Difficult To Learn And Get Going https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2018/7/6/american-with-german-argentine-and-brazilian-heritage-also-once-had-a-layover-in-brussels monthly 0.5 2018-07-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1530902625103-UTKSKE2Y1F7TQ01YFZ2V/adidas-belgium-retro-jersey+%284%29.jpg News - 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Can we get an MOD to the prayer phone, please? 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You guys? Are we sure? 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I'm just saying it's crazy... right? Or maybe not!" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/20/mls-all-star-game-referee-experience-will-expose-fans-to-having-address-published-and-verbal-abuse-by-20000-people monthly 0.5 2017-07-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1500564618377-C4OCBLD2AS1FBOXQ5I3Z/image-asset.jpeg News - MLS All Star Game Referee Experience Will Expose Fans To Having Address Published And Verbal Abuse By 20,000 People YOU could be THIS lucky! https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/19/soccer-fan-refuses-to-let-lack-of-knowledge-on-womens-game-keep-him-from-offering-opinion monthly 0.5 2017-07-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1500477608971-681QEQ4LOH83IXJ3H76J/image-asset.jpeg News - Soccer Fan Refuses To Let Lack Of Knowledge On Women's Game Keep Him From Offering Opinion Learning things gets in the way of yelling things and yelling things gets followers on twitter. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/18/i-still-cant-believe-petke-was-fired-from-metro-states-jose-mourinho-at-press-conference monthly 0.5 2017-07-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1500386946943-INTGCB44637WBTWTT9Y9/image-asset.jpeg News - "I Still Can't Believe Petke Was Fired From Metro," States Jose Mourinho At Press Conference "Just imagine if Petke had Kljestan. Just imagine. I'll sit here while you imagine. Go ahead. Imagine. Yes, now." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/17/rec-league-roundup-woman-scheduled-for-36-soccer-matches-this-week monthly 0.5 2017-07-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1500316820161-VONERERODZ1YHAWNLJTQ/image-asset.jpeg News - Rec League Roundup: Woman Scheduled For 36 Soccer Matches This Week I've got 4 more games immediately following this one. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/17/with-one-month-until-premier-league-games-disillusioned-mls-fan-starts-talking-about-real-soccer-again monthly 0.5 2017-07-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1500301808519-WMU22G33PL8KE4EPTNJU/image-asset.jpeg News - With One Month Until Premier League Games, Disillusioned MLS Fan Starts Talking About Real Soccer Again Mike Hewitt/Getty Images When we last left England............... https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/14/galaxy-inch-closer-to-deal-with-ibrahimovic-while-lafc-inch-closer-to-deal-with-ibrahimovics-knee-ligaments monthly 0.5 2017-07-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1500049186398-B4KY46N0FZDIQUMFD9VX/image-asset.jpeg News - Galaxy Inch Closer To Deal With Ibrahimovic While LAFC Inch Closer To Deal With Ibrahimovic's Knee Ligaments A double ligament injury in one knee when you are 35 is totally fine. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/14/baby-boomers-cant-wait-to-destroy-soccer-environment-as-well monthly 0.5 2017-07-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1500045002004-IBZAY5MRVRFK162UWI7H/image-asset.jpeg News - Baby Boomers Can't Wait To Destroy Soccer Environment, As Well "Aren't we happy now that we've ensured that future generations will have it worse than we have it? Let's figure out a way to price them out of this new sport that until a few years ago we hated because it seemed European." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/13/we-will-never-be-a-true-soccer-nation-til-our-half-man-half-dog-mutants-play-in-europe monthly 0.5 2017-07-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499967060246-WCMJTH7FAMH5LQCYMJIH/image-asset.jpeg News - We Will Never Be A True Soccer Nation Til Our Half-Man Half-Dog Mutants Play In Europe Wash the taste of ambition off your tongue, lad! https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/13/long-form-soccer-masterpiece-needs-to-lose-1500-words-for-info-graphic monthly 0.5 2017-07-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499958748951-3465CH7M0QE81WSNNPZK/image-asset.jpeg News - Long Form Soccer Masterpiece Needs To Lose 1500 Words For Info-graphic THIS IS AMAZING AND TOTALLY WORTH GUTTING HER STORY https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/12/espy-party-spins-out-of-control-as-soccers-biggest-night-takes-shape monthly 0.5 2017-07-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499900306928-X9VMNLR68COGKW9AE8IN/image-asset.jpeg News - ESPY Party Spins Out Of Control As Soccer's Biggest Night Takes Shape Will Ronaldo win for Best Abs? Will Messi win for Best Kiss? Will anyone ever actually give a flying fuck about this? https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/12/241-years-of-national-pride-at-stake-for-local-man-as-united-states-takes-on-martinique monthly 0.5 2017-07-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499879799918-1H4SWFTQY2JB6SKQTUQ5/image-asset.jpeg News - 241 Years Of National Pride At Stake, For Local Man, As United States Takes On Martinique Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight there. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/11/soccer-news-organization-hits-it-big-as-pr-firm-offers-40-for-post-on-their-site monthly 0.5 2017-07-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499809232181-258XOLYVYU2I89Y7FPTR/image-asset.jpeg News - Soccer News Organization Hits It Big As PR Firm Offers $40 For Post On Their Site https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499809632747-XZCDUI10KPOUPMFS5UGI/image-asset.jpeg News - Soccer News Organization Hits It Big As PR Firm Offers $40 For Post On Their Site WE HIT IT BIG! CARVE UP THE BIG HAM-LIKE MEAT SUBSTITUTE! https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/11/introvert-struggling-to-cope-with-hugging-stranger-after-goal-refractory-period monthly 0.5 2017-07-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499798094486-T1ZIDFLULEI3GIP4HG8V/image-asset.jpeg News - Introvert Struggling To Cope With Hugging Stranger After Goal https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2017/7/11/8-cathedrals-of-world-soccer-that-would-be-improved-with-increased-usage-of-who-let-the-dogs-out monthly 0.5 2017-07-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499781114118-0I8J7203WT6Z57ZCMIGY/image-asset.jpeg News - 8 Cathedrals Of World Soccer That Would Be Improved With Increased Usage Of "Who Let The Dogs Out" Who needs T.I.F.O and confetti if you have Gary Glitter singing Rock And Roll Part 2. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499781797882-EUVCXB74DAY9XBNZWLMN/image-asset.jpeg News - 8 Cathedrals Of World Soccer That Would Be Improved With Increased Usage Of "Who Let The Dogs Out" The reason they let Rooney go was to use his contract money to purchase the rights to "Whoomp There It Is" by Tag Team. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499781927063-4JILFQ7755AX82FEE5US/image-asset.jpeg News - 8 Cathedrals Of World Soccer That Would Be Improved With Increased Usage Of "Who Let The Dogs Out" Enough with that continental affectation of 7 Nation Army. What you need are more songs from the back catalog of Trick Daddy blasted through your speakers so loud that no one can even carry a conversation even if they are standing next to you. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499782185905-GBX4ZI8XPUWWPAE7VWEL/image-asset.jpeg News - 8 Cathedrals Of World Soccer That Would Be Improved With Increased Usage Of "Who Let The Dogs Out" They wouldn't need to work on T.I.F.O so much if they had a better pre-game DJ. Someone that can really mix the old school like Tiffany with the new school like Demi Lovato. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499782280967-7HJ8CEKRKFWH28QCSM9J/image-asset.jpeg News - 8 Cathedrals Of World Soccer That Would Be Improved With Increased Usage Of "Who Let The Dogs Out" We like to imagine this cavern echoing with the throbbing passion of Sean Paul songs from 15 years ago. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499782478278-NJIH8QN8DMX8DB2P4POK/image-asset.jpeg News - 8 Cathedrals Of World Soccer That Would Be Improved With Increased Usage Of "Who Let The Dogs Out" You may think that Ronaldo and company are entertaining, but that's mostly because you haven't watched a pre-planned failed Kiss cam that tries to go viral so everyone will talk about Madridistas being funny because they had this guy get popcorn thrown on his head after he didn't get a kiss. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499782637399-QN1ONIZBGXMN1MFGY3SI/image-asset.jpeg News - 8 Cathedrals Of World Soccer That Would Be Improved With Increased Usage Of "Who Let The Dogs Out" Camp Nou? More like Camp Old, if they don't get with the program and start turning up the music louder. We need more songs from Foreigner and Bread played at 4000000 decibels before they do a giveaway for 10% off a carwash. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1499782903788-60H6KR1ELTWL6S874ESN/image-asset.jpeg News - 8 Cathedrals Of World Soccer That Would Be Improved With Increased Usage Of "Who Let The Dogs Out" They need to clear out all that Rock for some ROCK N ROLL and a jumbotron scoreboard. 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Rants Idiot MLS Fan About The NWSL Haney submits every post by bashing his head into random keys. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/15/mls-expansion-rules-dictate-that-new-money-pays-old-money monthly 0.5 2016-12-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481843512267-JMVJR277QYQ371RURT6N/image-asset.jpeg News - MLS Expansion Rules Dictate That New Money Pays Old Money "You can clearly see the delineation between the expansion investment being paid back for the Whitecaps versus the expansion investment being paid back for the Chicago Fire." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/15/dentist-desperate-for-soccer-talk-exaggerates-patient-conditions monthly 0.5 2016-12-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481829300735-POU3S2YQFREWWGIY0LBX/Dentist.jpg News - Dentist Desperate For Soccer Talk Exaggerates Patient Conditions "What do you think about the City formation in the wake of the Gundogan injury?" MMMHMM MMHMMDMMM MMHMM AHHMMHMMH MMHMMHM AHHHAHH AHH HAHHAHHAH "Oh, so you favor a 4-4-2? Interesting" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/14/mls-announces-2017-pre-season-to-extend-til-september monthly 0.5 2016-12-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481741803179-999IYI4UAG8RCOG4H2RT/image-asset.jpeg News - MLS Announces 2017 Pre-Season To Extend Til September YOUR 2016 MLS CHAMPIONS PRE-SEASON.........KINDA! https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/14/don-garber-warns-over-the-impact-of-regional-fake-soccer monthly 0.5 2016-12-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481735237046-U1T722I4RN8X5RY2WT6H/image-asset.jpeg News - Don Garber Warns Over The Impact Of Regional Fake Soccer Image credit: Pat Batcheller https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/12/despite-excitement-over-mls-cup-win-sounders-fan-decides-to-not-re-watch-game monthly 0.5 2016-12-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481562427328-8ZTI4QMXG2S7A59UXEID/image-asset.png News - Despite Excitement Over MLS Cup Win, Sounders Fan Decides To Not Re-Watch Game Pretty much the only exciting part of the game. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/9/sounders-victory-spawns-protests-as-mls-supporters-say-not-my-mls-cup-champion monthly 0.5 2016-12-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481316049571-J2T9X38R0O0CZQIV45PY/image-asset.jpeg News - Sounders' Victory Spawns Protests As MLS Supporters Say "Not My MLS Cup Champion" "HEY HEY! -- HO HO! -- Seattle Sounders Got To Go!" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/9/battle-of-the-phallus-seattle-and-toronto-battle-it-out-to-determine-exactly-which-side-is-the-cock-of-the-walk monthly 0.5 2016-12-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481322587386-TFBHS1HXESXWWPME0SYL/image-asset.jpeg News - Battle Of The Phallus: Seattle And Toronto Battle It Out To Determine Exactly Which Side Is The Cock-Of-The-Walk https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/9/minnesota-united-fan-already-way-too-attached-to-players-and-staff monthly 0.5 2016-12-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481306812504-FWX6XGXK095IYAND3NKI/image-asset.jpeg News - Minnesota United Fan Already Way Too Attached To Players And Staff For 2017 "LEGEND!   LEEEEEEGGGGGGEEEEEENNNNNDDDDDDD!   Or maybe I'm just too excited for 2017" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/9/supporters-groups-thank-don-garber-and-major-league-soccer-for-creating-them monthly 0.5 2016-12-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481304861354-GC2TPH1D81MVK8X69CGJ/image-asset.jpeg News - Supporters Groups Thank Don Garber And Major League Soccer For Creating Them The Don stating the truth, because nothing would exist without MLS! NOTHING! CREDIT MUST BE TAKEN, NOT GIVEN. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/7/fan-still-enormously-concerned-by-the-lack-of-fullbacks-on-mls-best-list monthly 0.5 2016-12-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481131543791-F7AYSILMTZ02LZHIVIR3/image-asset.jpeg News - Fan Still Enormously Concerned By The Lack Of Fullbacks On MLS Best 11 List There's no fullbacks? NONE? SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS WRONG!" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/7/sounders-fans-travel-tips-for-toronto-entirely-cribbed-from-anthony-bourdain-special monthly 0.5 2016-12-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481130160194-IH6K2ETBU4G4WACCK18L/image-asset.jpeg News - Sounders Fan's Travel Tips For Toronto Entirely Cribbed From Anthony Bourdain Special "See? I'm in the background of these shots." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/4/christmas-wish-for-nwsl-fan-is-functioning-league monthly 0.5 2016-12-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1481044317646-ZPRIXF5H8DXNGZ7YMZ3Q/image-asset.png News - Christmas Wish For NWSL Fan Is A Functioning League 'Member when? 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NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO. NO. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/12/1/mississauga-man-now-using-tfc-merchandise-to-appear-local monthly 0.5 2016-12-01 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1480606132298-AM8N40DZHV6TVSXAK6GU/image-asset.jpeg News - Mississauga Man Now Using TFC Merchandise To Appear Local "Started from the bottom with a really expensive house and a credit card and now we here" . . EDITORS NOTE: -10 points for the Drake reference. 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That's funny, I'm tweeting it now." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/29/24-not-actually-an-eternity-clarifies-prominent-toronto-physicist monthly 0.5 2016-11-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1480360232669-4BBYYRBQLT4WTYTTXMOI/image-asset.jpeg News - 24 Hours Not Actually An Eternity Clarifies Prominent Toronto Physicist "I don't want to work... I just want to bang on the drum all day..... and not file this freaking paperwork.. is it Tuesday yet? WHY IS IT TAKING FOREVER FOR TUESDAY!" 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Yes, I'm going to watch the NASL final. That actually sounds pretty great right now." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/7/fan-certain-that-player-is-a-good-guy-based-on-twitter-and-instagram-feed monthly 0.5 2016-11-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478791703290-S0805AVK6D6VYWONAVGG/image-asset.jpeg News - Fan Certain That Player Is A Good Guy Based On Twitter And Instagram Feed "Have you seen that picture of him at White River? He's a really good guy!" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/9/us-soccer-changes-slogan-to-two-nations-one-team monthly 0.5 2016-11-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478732210910-O497B15PRE5ZDZ66522A/image-asset.png News - US Soccer Changes Slogan To "Two Nations - One Team" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/9/philip-anschutz-announces-that-proceeds-from-la-galaxy-pre-season-tour-will-pay-for-californiamexico-border-wall monthly 0.5 2016-11-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478704052866-3303I317145GQ75WSVJ9/image-asset.jpeg News - Philip Anschutz Announces That Proceeds From LA Galaxy Pre-Season Tour Will Pay For California/Mexico Border Wall The Philip Anschutz trophy. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/9/columbus-crew-announce-white-pride-night-for-2017 monthly 0.5 2016-11-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478701256762-ZYMJRS51WLNL1KHV3MS7/image-asset.jpeg News - Columbus Crew Announce White Pride Night For 2017 "What kind of last name is Higuain?" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/9/nwsl-issues-press-release-stating-it-is-still-currently-illegal-to-grab-our-players-by-the-pussy monthly 0.5 2016-11-09 https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/8/early-exit-polls-indicate-your-team-sucks monthly 0.5 2016-11-08 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478646262818-7K45LJ7L7G3613BEY6MI/image-asset.jpeg News - Early Exit Polls Indicate Your Team Sucks YES, this includes your team. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/7/usl-team-representative-unsure-whether-to-wear-team-branded-polo-or-suit monthly 0.5 2016-11-08 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478627493143-QRL18O3WXHBFA6W8P1LE/image-asset.jpeg News - USL Team Representative's Entire Wardrobe Consists Of Team Branded Clothing "Does anyone at this table remember what it was like to NOT wear team branded clothing?" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/8/unpatriotic-canadian-soccer-fan-refuses-to-vote-in-us-presidential-election monthly 0.5 2016-11-08 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478616564391-8ZOY13FXEVIAML1C1MRM/trudeau.jpg News - Unpatriotic Canadian Soccer Fan Refuses To Vote In US Presidential Election "You have WHO running for president?" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/7/new-england-revolution-fan-excited-to-ask-question-that-wont-be-answered-on-bilello-ama monthly 0.5 2016-11-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478545734207-MXSQ1JVWN6V06EQUHCAJ/image-asset.jpeg News - New England Revolution Fan Excited To Ask Question That Won't Be Answered On Bilello AMA A golden opportunity to be snubbed. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/7/new-york-is-green-claim-proud-new-york-cosmos-as-they-prepare-for-soccer-bowl-in-2700-capacity-belson-stadium monthly 0.5 2016-11-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478540657881-6UAOPUQY8R5006RCKFAL/image-asset.jpeg News - "New York Is Green," Claim Proud New York Cosmos As They Prepare For Soccer Bowl in 2700 Capacity Belson Stadium 2016 Soccer Bowl Venue The bouncy castle will go right next to the light pole. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/7/don-garber-announces-last-chance-playoff-series-featuring-rbny-and-nycfc monthly 0.5 2016-11-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478532572678-LEGIE23IQJLGMP1EZ63X/image-asset.jpeg News - Don Garber Announces Last Chance Playoff Series Featuring RBNY And NYCFC We are getting a NYC team into MLS Cup Final even if we have to have two MLS Cup Finals. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/7/theo-epstein-admits-even-i-get-the-red-bulls-a-championship monthly 0.5 2016-11-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478530777582-SREOASMBL8QS3H6RM7W1/Theo.jpg News - Theo Epstein Admits, "Even I Couldn't Get The Red Bulls A Championship" "Bradley Wright Phillips is great but he is no Aroldis Chapman." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/4/speaking-at-the-michigan-sport-business-conference-don-garber-illuminates-his-plan-for-mls-becoming-the-best monthly 0.5 2016-11-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478270972344-UHQYW6HB2ANJVTXKMTZ5/image-asset.jpeg News - Speaking At The Michigan Sport Business Conference, Don Garber Illuminates His Plan For MLS Becoming The Best We can be the BEST consumers. The highest consumers. The greatest consumers in the world. Everyone Consume! CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUMECONSUME CONSUMECONSUMECONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUMECONSUMECONSUMECONSUMECONSUMECONSUME -- Is anyone else now reading this as Consommé? Ok, who is hungry now for some soup? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478270721428-Q7K7U873NQOCAGE21WUB/image-asset.jpeg News - Speaking At The Michigan Sport Business Conference, Don Garber Illuminates His Plan For MLS Becoming The Best https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478270839769-F9PUX7K4EVQWZ7UAU6US/image-asset.jpeg News - Speaking At The Michigan Sport Business Conference, Don Garber Illuminates His Plan For MLS Becoming The Best https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478271202437-3VT00WUFMQN3MZW7AWBZ/image-asset.jpeg News - Speaking At The Michigan Sport Business Conference, Don Garber Illuminates His Plan For MLS Becoming The Best https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/3/drogba-sightings-continue-unabated-in-montreal-as-scientists-baffled monthly 0.5 2016-11-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478190815625-JA8UMGGRST8GJH5O3N7F/image-asset.png News - Drogba Sightings Continue Unabated In Montreal As Scientists Baffled Disputed footage of a Drogba in his natural kit. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/3/opinion-have-you-ever-watched-a-barcelona-game-on-mushrooms-with-the-audio-synced-to-the-dark-side-of-the-moon-man monthly 0.5 2016-11-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478188575904-0VYJDH6GGA8A7358TSB9/image-asset.jpeg News - OPINION: "Have You Ever Watched A Barcelona Game On Mushrooms With The Audio Synced To The Dark Side Of the Moon, Man?" Neymar is like truth bombs descending from Gaya's womb that eats away at the cynicism of the world. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/2/emergency-meeting-called-as-fire-desperately-try-to-figure-out-any-way-to-tie-themselves-to-the-cubs monthly 0.5 2016-11-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478139893500-6XMFB7JT9OC8BSCB53DD/image-asset.jpeg News - Emergency Meeting Called As Fire Desperately Try To Figure Out Any Way To Tie Themselves To The Cubs https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/2/it-help-desk-employee-brings-down-company-network-after-streaming-all-8-uefa-champions-league-games monthly 0.5 2016-11-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478100877406-V0AAKMD4BK4J31SAGMSM/image-asset.jpeg News - IT Help Desk Employee Brings Down Company Network After Streaming All 8 UEFA Champions League Games No one cares about your monitoring queues! ZAGREB! https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/2/soccer-fan-was-unaware-that-99-of-his-soccer-twitter-feed-are-cubs-fans monthly 0.5 2016-11-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478101594221-7T2AHCD1HEWX7UBJRZTE/image-asset.jpeg News - Soccer Fan Was Unaware That 99% Of His Soccer Twitter Feed Are Cubs Fans "I'm very certain that a vast majority of you were Red Sox fans a few years ago." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/2/gerald-henderson-from-elko-nevada-nominated-for-mls-newcomer-of-the-year-award monthly 0.5 2016-11-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478098907554-KX980BFGELFBE1MRBHUT/image-asset.jpeg News - Gerald Henderson From Elko, Nevada Nominated For MLS Newcomer Of The Year Award What is an offsides? https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/11/1/10-years-of-soccer-from-david-luiz-to-david-villa-leaves-man-unable-to-say-david-correctly monthly 0.5 2016-11-01 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1478037275739-R5650XWP2O1ZCWDNHO4R/image-asset.jpeg News - 10 Years Of Soccer From David Albelda To David Villa To David Luiz Leaves Man Unable To Say David Correctly "It's Bahlenthia!" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/10/31/procrastinating-soccer-fan-goes-as-soccer-fan-for-halloween monthly 0.5 2017-10-31 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1477938453574-B6GWA4IYPTU06BQ0BM8A/image-asset.jpeg News - Procrastinating Soccer Fan Goes As Soccer Fan For Halloween ALL THE GEAR.... ALL OF IT. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/10/28/dc-united-announce-plans-to-keep-ben-olsen-and-flame-out-of-playoffs-in-2017 monthly 0.5 2016-10-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1477672761236-R3NJ8522R8179IQ6ET6J/image-asset.jpeg News - D.C. United Announce Plans To Keep Ben Olsen And Flame Out Of Playoffs In 2017 Five more years of Bennyball! And more gloves! WAY MORE GLOVES! https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/10/28/opinion-models-of-consistency-pro-keep-same-regular-season-standards-during-playoffs monthly 0.5 2016-10-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1477667860464-S6FRM31ZF1B7PYCEK5XH/image-asset.jpeg News - OPINION: Models Of Consistency, PRO Keep Same Regular Season Standards During Playoffs Why would they apologize for something they consistently do on a game by game basis nearly every single week during the regular season? https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/10/28/fans-of-winning-team-shocked-that-fans-of-losing-team-disagree-with-game-result monthly 0.5 2016-10-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1477665609526-QILZMDAYHSH5YOMBCFRU/image-asset.jpeg News - Fans Of Winning Team Shocked That Fans Of Losing Team Disagree With Game Result It's only offside if you count his head, and his feet, and well, nearly everything. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/10/27/after-repeated-viewings-of-the-firm-fledgling-sounders-casual-prepares-suit-and-tie-for-tonights-game monthly 0.5 2016-10-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1477589318486-40DKXDCHECW44C758O2I/image-asset.jpeg News - After Repeated Viewings Of The Firm, Fledgling Sounders Casual Prepares Suit And Tie For Tonight's Game WHO ARE YA! WHO ARE YA! 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I can barely afford to live in Kansas City!" https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/10/17/90-minutes-to-dictate-next-six-months-of-mental-health-for-soccer-fans monthly 0.5 2016-10-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1476716143839-FBPZEEDB65G778LGCXSS/image-asset.jpeg News - 90 Minutes To Dictate Next Six Months Of Mental Health For Soccer Fans "Why, Ozzie..... WHY?" Deborah Helms - Federal Way, WA https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/10/14/promotion-and-relegation-advocate-doesnt-know-why-assholes-and-pricks-wont-help-him monthly 0.5 2016-10-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1476458269408-P07ZO8GV4Q6H1AYD6NRG/image-asset.jpeg News - Promotion And Relegation Advocate Doesn't Know Why, "Assholes and Pricks," Won't Help Him It's YOUR fault that Promotion and Relegation isn't happening tomorrow you stupid asshole! And your stupid kids. And your stupid team. And your stupid fellow supporters. YOUR FAULT. I'm doing ALL the heavy lifting. . . 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That's a more socially acceptable habit." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/6/24/disheveled-david-beckham-emerges-from-brexit-coma-by-panhandling-on-side-of-miami-thoroughfare monthly 0.5 2016-06-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1466795173584-W5B92UJCT485WJ0QI9Y9/image-asset.png News - Disheveled David Beckham Emerges From Brexit Coma By Panhandling On Side Of Miami Thoroughfare "Money for a stadium... money for a stadium...." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/6/24/i-still-see-united-states-mutant-ninja-turtles-states-boston-man monthly 0.5 2017-03-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1466793628055-V9KPGAQPTZNH3UDN4FV2/image-asset.jpeg News - "I Still See United States Mutant Ninja Turtles," States Boston Man Honestly, people, the shit you can find on the internet. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/6/24/north-american-journalist-rushes-to-turn-out-what-brexit-means-for-mls-column monthly 0.5 2016-06-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1466779154540-ICUWS9GW2I87X3SDQXUO/image-asset.jpeg News - North American Journalist Rushes To Turn Out "What Brexit Means For MLS" Column HURRY! 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I mean maybe we don't NEED to set a date. How about if we just start playing and we will tell your dad and brother about it later." https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/2/12/indifferent-miami-fans-unaware-that-the-soul-of-their-team-is-being-sold monthly 0.5 2016-02-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1455298298155-C8SGZZU8VLBT4L121RGV/image-asset.jpeg News - Indifferent Miami Fans Unaware That The Soul Of Their Team Is Being Sold He's just a normal guy trying to fight all the billionaires and millionaires. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2016/2/11/major-league-soccer-continues-annual-all-star-game-charade monthly 0.5 2016-02-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1455213576787-IJK5DISXJM8YRKUBVWAK/image-asset.png News - Major League Soccer Continues Annual All Star Game Charade FINALLY, MY WHOLE YEAR IS COMPLETE. THE ALL-STAR GAME. 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Did they....burp.... replace Roman Torres yet? ... No... ah...... DAMMIT BECKY! We had ashance. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2015/9/15/landon-donovan-still-waiting-for-call-up-to-usmnt monthly 0.5 2015-09-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1442334858221-PC4PDA8QPJP1H4JQFPC6/image-asset.jpeg News - Landon Donovan Still Waiting For Call Up To USMNT When I get back to the United States, everything is going to be smooth sailing. SMOOTH. I ALWAYS GET CALLED UP. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2015/9/14/managers-admit-its-virtually-impossible-to-get-fired-in-this-league monthly 0.5 2015-09-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1442260513369-R29JONEUZ910E8ASTZP1/image-asset.jpeg News - Managers Admit, "It's Virtually Impossible To Get Fired In This League" I drink your milkshake.... I drink it up.... I also coach your team to a 34 points season with 6 games left to go. 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PREPARE FOR YOUR DEPRESSION, KID. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2015/9/14/as-the-looming-battle-for-sixth-place-heats-up-fans-find-ways-to-cope-with-mounting-pressure monthly 0.5 2015-09-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1442243842969-3N191YC0AOCT6BXT26RC/image-asset.jpeg News - As The Looming Battle For Sixth Place Heats Up, Fans Find Ways To Cope With Mounting Pressure Who knew that a battle for a mediocre season would be so fun! https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2015/9/11/which-of-these-1092-pantone-colors-should-lafc-pick-and-be-specific monthly 0.5 2015-09-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1442008151046-FCK50BBIWQHU25M3LSJ1/image-asset.jpeg News - Which Of These 1,092 Pantone Colors Should LAFC Pick? AND BE SPECIFIC. 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ANSWER: NO. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1441734043876-C1W3FWDJS9ITCDX46P2V/image-asset.jpeg News - Is Betteridge's Law Of Headlines A Known Factor For Soccer Journalists? ANSWER: DECIDEDLY NO. https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2015/9/8/jason-kreis-confirms-im-not-mad-im-just-disappointed monthly 0.5 2015-09-08 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1441723297666-6ZRQ3O9ZD2GWDY0YK0TL/image-asset.jpeg News - Jason Kreis Confirms, "I'm Not Mad, I'm Just Disappointed" That's IT, I'm turning this team around and we are going home. No one gets to go to Disney World this year. I'm serious about this. DON'T PUSH ME, I'll turn this right around! God In Heaven, I'm going to drive this team off a cliff! https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2015/9/4/executive-admits-i-use-nfl-analogies-because-i-dont-really-understand-soccer monthly 0.5 2015-09-04 https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2015/9/3/promotion-and-relegation-twitter-game-frightens-parents monthly 0.5 2015-09-03 https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2015/9/3/tnn-mad-libs-become-a-journalist-create-your-very-own-mls-to-my-city-idiotic-rumor-article monthly 0.5 2015-09-03 https://www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2015/9/3/could-a-new-soccer-stadium-bring-mls-to-mackinaw-city monthly 0.5 2017-11-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1441294923523-M47667861Q0KGKCBGQ80/image-asset.jpeg News - Could A New Soccer Stadium Bring MLS to Mackinaw City? FUDGE FC! FUDGE FC! FUDGE FC! FUDGE FC! FUDGE FC! FUDGE FC! FUDGE FC! FUDGE FC! FUDGE FC! 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Good. Pee free and strong, my friend. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1440176225214-8JWZOMM2CBVOFUCWPW3R/image-asset.jpeg News - Your Hydration Explained In MLS Kits You are likely not drinking enough water. Didn't your mother tell you to drink more? There is the outside chance that you are at a soccer game and dehydrated from the weather and the $9 beers. If so, drink some water. If the water is also $9 drink out of the tap in the bathroom. Ignore this specific advice if in New Jersey https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1440176358749-VAQIOBE1IZLBGXX51AUK/image-asset.jpeg News - Your Hydration Explained In MLS Kits This is either really good, or really bad. If you see your urine start orange and go clear (like this kit) you may be eating foods that contain caortenoids, such as carrots. Of course if it stays orange you could also have a problem with your liver or bile duct. Did you also check the color of your stools? NOT AT THE URINAL, MAN! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1440176542234-KMI6YEQ7V9ZGCHFB89E7/image-asset.jpeg News - Your Hydration Explained In MLS Kits We aren't sure how much diprivan you would have to take to get your urine this blue, but likely if you SEE it this blue you probably took too much. Oh wait, you had jello shots at the tailgate.... didn't you? Yeah, that blue dye, man.... PRETTY RAD! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1440176714754-PRWU9HPSSXM9MED5QW5W/image-asset.png News - Your Hydration Explained In MLS Kits Congratulations. You likely have a urinary tract infection. I mean, it could also be from food dyes, again, but you didn't have any green jello shots since you stopped visiting that bar that used to sell them because they threatened to start serving tapas and HELL NO you aren't going to accept that in your local bar. Stop the freaking gentrification, people. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1440176893540-8VJINZ189PLC3Z6ULEZE/image-asset.jpeg News - Your Hydration Explained In MLS Kits You are likely dead. If you aren't dead yet, you likely will be mostly dead soon. Sorry. The good news is that there's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. Sadly, you are probably not mostly dead. If you are reading this and you ARE dead, please don't hold a grudge. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54d10203e4b0d299700879e5/1440176975124-7BH9I9AHJQF09HORLBE1/image-asset.jpeg News - Your Hydration Explained In MLS Kits You better hope you ate a whole shitload of beets recently because the other options aren't entirely pleasant. Although those kidney stones will pass... eventually. Of course you may have also taken a bunch of laxatives, likely because you want to fit into the slimfit versions of these kits. 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